gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Text me some of your sweat
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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