A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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