why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Randomize
