Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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