dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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