He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
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I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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