It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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it's like heaven, but drunker
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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