The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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