So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
3 2 1 whiskey
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
