i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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