You're so nebulous sometimes
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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