Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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