She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think my vagina is haunted
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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