I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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