ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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