pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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