Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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