you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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