I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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