so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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