don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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