I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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