Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i now understand why vodka
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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