Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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