i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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