WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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