I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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