the new term for farting is butt boxing.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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