He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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