i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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