p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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