hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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