True but thats because hes a fetus.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Come on in and take your pants off
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