found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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