How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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