i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
what if I'm pregnant?
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it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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