Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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