Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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