can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I don't deserve a penis
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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