i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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