big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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