that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Shame - the story of my life.
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