are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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