after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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I understand Curling. That high.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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