week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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