The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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