He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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