I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.