We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
accomplished twins. life is a go
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?