I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.