did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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