Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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