my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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