If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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