I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
