All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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