The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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