Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
As shirtless as possible
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
