Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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