Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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