i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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