Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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