He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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